Paraphernalia

Why hello there friend. It appears you have come for some Sumo Ninja Monkey paraphernalia.

Michael must kinda like you then if he wants you to rep the brand.

Get yourself some wallpaper for all them screens that you carry around with you to distract you from the world. Go outside man, get some air… you’re addicted to the digital crack.

Also hit us up for some stickers or notebooks if you are that way inclined.

Wallpaper

Standard

Leaning (good for phone)

Ultrawide

Stickers

Remind us to bring stickers next time we see you or contact us and we’ll send you some…

Notebooks

Look at you all vintage, taking notes on a notepad. You probably like to make eye contact with people too. You’re such a savage with your antiquated ways. Secretly we’re jealous of your modern yet rooted in humanity ways. PS these are hand stamped too (hipster +).